Why did the chicken cross the road? | What WOman Say

One Chicken, One Road, Many Reasons. Why did the chicken cross the road? KINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To get to the other side. PLATO: For the greater good of man. ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads. .... To get to the rooster on the other side to confuse people on the question which came first the chicken or the egg? Reply. jugheaduga88 says: March 14, 2011 at 3:53 am. Because it was stapled to the dead baby who was also crossing the road. ...